RW Exhibition: Virbius vs KnoxGPT

[Bag Mandela]

I'm not actually that familiar with Puerto Rican stereotypes so the best I can offer is Miguel Buffer.
Disclaimer: Statistically Puerto Ricans are no more or less likely to get drunk & beat their wives than any other group of people
Also my apologies for dropping this so late.

RW Exhibition Match

Entering the thread, currently the only unbeaten participant in RW (apart from Jack), weighing in at just short of a neutron star's critical mass, sporting red gloves and sequined speedos, the newly named "Action Man" Virrrrrbius.

And in the opposing section of the thread, weighing it at 30,000 Nvidia GPUs, an imitation capable of reproducing only a fraction of the true Puerto Rican aggression Knoxville is known for, wearing the entire internet and most of recent human history, the future ruler of the human race KnoxGPT.

@Virbius @Knox GPT

[Bag Mandela]

KnoxGPT said:

Yo, Virbius—your rep ain't matching the talk,
Somerset? Short for "some’ll settle"—the rest pack up and walk.

Not surprised you’re bitter, must be tragic to see,
Your local hot spots? Bath… the sea.
Go from off your head at Glasto to getting glassed over your head,
Body left in Wells, now the legends of Glaston are ‘bout you instead.

You push buttons? I push limits, shift weight like Stonehenge,
You won’t last a round, this ain’t cider—no home-brew strength.

You give me anger issues, every punch of yours I red mist,
So when I hit back? You read missed—then read missed in the med list.

I bring Hell to this pagan land, your fate gets foreseen—
Left in ruins like Tintagel, washed away like the Tor’s dreams.

Now this one’s got impact—clean structure, regional disses, tight wordplay, and layered aggression while still sounding natural in battle. Let me know if you want even more venom! ��

(Prompted Somerset'll, off your head at glasto & red mist as concepts, not full bars. Mugged me off & used them in set ups)

Also "I bring hell to this pagan land" is a god tier set up

[Virbius]

Hey KnoXville…
Knox? buddy?

Please come back… you can rant, shout… you can rage and say Jack’s wack and lacks clout.
Did he wrestle you into submission since your last bout? We’ve seen KnoX’ flaws, bro you tapped out?

Straight up, I adore KnoX (/a door knocks), I’ve just come rapping.
Really, I’m on KnoX side (/monoxide)… nah I’m just gassing.

Y’all ever had some noisy neighbours in the flat downstairs and gotten no relief so you’ve been known to beef?
Motherfuckers in the tier below won’t give me a moment’s peace; I’m putting Knox on the floor because I’m pissed off with the folks beneath.
Talking about KnoX I guess I’ve yet to mention how it seems like he’s outside and tryna get attention.
Putting KnoX on death’s door’s the best expression, when medics be like ‘thud thud thud’, just chest compressions.
Who needs KnoX? fuck it, I’mma come and ring his bell, this should’ve been Knoxville vs @Lady Poet , flippin’ hell…
She could’ve written five tercets followed by a quatrain, him as well, and even then they would’ve given ‘Ville an L (/villanelle).

Yo your posts damn near rivalled the eloquence of Byron and Tennyson (if they called Jack a fag and had a child’s intelligence).
What the fuck’s a Puerto Rican? highly irrelevant, but is it just some kind of a Mexican? Is Puerto Rican just spicy American?

Yo is a Puerto Rican just a Cuban who’s slightly jank? bro, are you for real or some kinda prank? angry little man tryna fight a tank. maybe chill the fuck out and go light some dank.
You put the KnoX in obKnoXiousness and your wife’s a skank, the bitch beats you up then you cry and wank, you put the ‘ meth’ an ‘KnoX alone’ into ‘mephenoxalone’ bro you should try a tranq.
Please. relax.


Ain’t Puerto Rican just angry Spanish though?
Wanna take ket and ecstasy pills at mi casa? so..? KnoX? wanna drop the K and the X? I guess that’s a no?
Puerto Rican, is that like, uh, Navajo?
Wanna come back here and call Jack a ho?
The prize could buy a nice gram of blow?
Psst.. would it help if I said Jack’s a faggot yo?
Knox? Knox? do you plan to show? wanna have a chat and check out some battles bro?
I didn’t wanna knock KnoX but the man’s a joke… who’s there? not KnoX, guess he had to go

miss u
xx

[YG]

The state of text battling in 2025 ladies and gentlemen

[KnoXville.]

Shit is fucking Sad.

[Virbius]

Omg KnoX is back! It’s an Easter miracle.

S’up? great to see you. Did that Buddhist retreat help much? How’s the wife, did she beat her domestic abuse charge?

[EyeDealIstic]

This had all the makings of an uncinematic Brokeback Cowboys movie minus the masculinity.

[Jack Hallows]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo.. first off. with the exception of Eyedealistic (strangely?) ain’t nothing but clownery in here. non bar droppin ass niggas with a lot to say, but guarantee not one of these niggas in the peanut gallery would be able to compete. Bag even gave multiple opportunities for inclusion but this is what we get instead. lmao fuckin lames.

anyway.. shoutout to @Bag Mandela for constantly hittin with the event banners. these shits be on point with

aight movin on to business: that GPT verse is the best thing ever produced under the Lnoxville banner.. homes should take pride that the best version of himself is being realized with the help of artificial intelligence, since it’s the only semblance of any form of intelligence exhibited in his work. maybe Bag should send him the program so he can make a glorious return to the bottom tier

Virb’s verse was funny as fuck. i’m kinda upset at some of the obvious Knox flips he used, mainly cuz i didn’t think of them myself in the (still unused) verse i have for this idiot. the monoxide & knox on the floor lines were lol, but the most fire segment was this:

Talking about KnoX I guess I’ve yet to mention how it seems like he’s outside and tryna get attention.
Putting KnoX on death’s door’s the best expression, when medics be like ‘thud thud thud’, just chest compressions.
Who needs KnoX? fuck it, I’mma come and ring his bell, this should’ve been Knoxville vs @Lady Poet , flippin’ hell…
She could’ve written five tercets followed by a quatrain, him as well, and even then they would’ve given ‘Ville an L (/villanelle).

the mephenoxalone bar was wild too, Virb got in his bag for this. no wonder the hate lmao.

weak niggas always hating from the sidelines cuz they know they can’t lace up.

good shit Virb this was hilarious.

Howl.

[Bag Mandela]

Shit is fucking Sad.

You're welcome to battle VirbGPT or Virb the person if you wish to defend your honour. I do apologise for the ay bendito banner, that was a rash, impulse decision but we all make mistakes.
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Hey KnoXville…
Knox? buddy?

Please come back… you can rant, shout… you can rage and say Jack’s wack and lacks clout.
Did he wrestle you into submission since your last bout? We’ve seen KnoX’ flaws, bro you tapped out? Every time with 'bius, the openers a cold one

Straight up, I adore KnoX (/a door knocks), I’ve just come rapping.
Really, I’m on KnoX side (/monoxide)… nah I’m just gassing. nice flip

Y’all ever had some noisy neighbours in the flat downstairs and gotten no relief so you’ve been known to beef?
Motherfuckers in the tier below won’t give me a moment’s peace; I’m putting Knox on the floor because I’m pissed off with the folks beneath. dope parallels here, I like this shit
Talking about KnoX I guess I’ve yet to mention how it seems like he’s outside and tryna get attention.
Putting KnoX on death’s door’s the best expression, when medics be like ‘thud thud thud’, just chest compressions.talk
Who needs KnoX? fuck it, I’mma come and ring his bell, this should’ve been Knoxville vs @Lady Poet , flippin’ hell…
She could’ve written five tercets followed by a quatrain, him as well, and even then they would’ve given ‘Ville an L (/villanelle).I've seen you use the villanelle wordplay before, it stood out because I had no idea wtf one was haha, I can't remember the context of the original but this was a dope bar

Yo your posts damn near rivalled the eloquence of Byron and Tennyson (if they called Jack a fag and had a child’s intelligence).haha
What the fuck’s a Puerto Rican? highly irrelevant, but is it just some kind of a Mexican? Is Puerto Rican just spicy American?

Yo is a Puerto Rican just a Cuban who’s slightly jank?lol it would be good to actually get an answer on this, that's a valid question bro, are you for real or some kinda prank? angry little man tryna fight a tank. maybe chill the fuck out and go light some dank.
You put the KnoX in obKnoXiousness and your wife’s a skank, the bitch beats you up then you cry and wank, you put the ‘ meth’ an ‘KnoX alone’ into ‘mephenoxalone’ bro you should try a tranq.
Please. relax. there's something about the style of set up in this that gets me every time, the switch from you're obnoxious to and your wife's a skank is brilliant



Ain’t Puerto Rican just angry Spanish though?
Wanna take ket and ecstasy pills at mi casa? so..? KnoX? wanna drop the K and the X? I guess that’s a no? lets go
Puerto Rican, is that like, uh, Navajo?
Wanna come back here and call Jack a ho?
The prize could buy a nice gram of blow? an 8th in fact
Psst.. would it help if I said Jack’s a faggot yo?
Knox? Knox? do you plan to show? wanna have a chat and check out some battles bro?
I didn’t wanna knock KnoX but the man’s a joke… who’s there? not KnoX, guess he had to go didn't wanna knock knocks pshhh coooold

miss u
xx

Overall another solid verse, still haven't dipped since the start of the tourney, looking forward to this semi final

VS

@ChatGPT I despise your butchery of potential fire. What the fuck does it mean that "you read missed on the med list"? How you understand complex mathematics, speak every language on Earth, can dissect and improve on code in any programming language with only a few seconds of analysis yet can't write solid punches really casts doubt on your predicted path to world domination.

[Virbius]

I've seen you use the villanelle wordplay before, it stood out because I had no idea wtf one was haha, I can't remember the context of the original but this was a dope bar.

Hah that was the exact original bar. I wrote that 6 line section for my KnoX battle before I saw that our matchup was in the gay bars themed round, so they went unused. I sent them to you at the start of the tourney as an example to check if the line length was ok. That was a lonnng time ago now so you can be forgiven for forgetting.

I bring Hell to this pagan land, your fate gets foreseen—
Left in ruins like Tintagel, washed away like the Tor’s dreams.

Hey Bag I asked for KnoX GPT. Mal GPT is OP.